A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, “Honey, before you leave, please...
marriage/relationship
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had.
There are five different kinds of sex: The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second.
After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening. "It's not over yet," he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened...
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him.
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret to my success," he cackled. "I.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking. MAN: ”Hello?” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset and she told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that.
"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you.
A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. He went to a number of...