After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other...
marriage/relationship
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.
A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage.His friend replied, "When we were first married, we.
Larry's barn burned down, and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand dollars, and I want my money."The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like...
The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us.
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife called and asked if he was drunk. The man replied,.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week,...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part.
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?""Yes," says the rabbi. "For modesty reasons, men and...