A man and his wife are having another fight in their crappy marriage. Wife: How many women have you slept with? Man: Only you, I was too busy to sleep while shagging the other women! Wife: Right, pack your bags I want you out! Man:...
marriage/relationship
Husband and his wife had a bitter fight on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, “Here.
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again.
The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O’Brian was called for his question session.“Property holder?”“Yes, I am, Your Honor.”“Married or single?”“Married for twenty years, Your Honor.”“Formed and/or expressed an opinion?”“Not in twenty years, Your Honor.”
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with.
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and.
A guy is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at...
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife,.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let...