A man went grocery shopping with his wife. They split to save time, he was to get produce and she would get dairy. With his hands full of fruit and veggies, the man walked over to the dairy section to meet with his wife, but...
marriage/relationship
A man walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife as a 20th Anniversary present. He is shown several possibilities that range from $50 to $150.
A wife was talking to her husband about reincarnation. "What exactly is reincarnation?" he asked. "It's when you die and come back as something completely different," she explained. "So," he.
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Golden Wedding Anniversary..
Three men died in a car accident and came to the Pearly Gates where they met St. Peter who said, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you.
Women have always been overly suspicious of their husbands. Back in the day, Adam liked to stay out very late some nights and enjoy peace and quiet alone. But that made Eve upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey,...
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to.
An angry wife calls her husband who is late for dinner and yells to the phone, "Where the hell are you?" Husband replies, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where.
Bob, a man of few words, had evaded many a marital trap, but was now hopelessly in love with pretty young Sue. Finally, after a long time dating her, he said, "Will you marry me, Sue?" She smiled and said, "Oh yes, Bob." There followed...