A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"!
marriage/relationship
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said: "Can I ask, why did you kill your.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In.
"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her? I am desperate!" The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this....
A woman went to her psychologist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychologist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a.
A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn't going.
A wife wakes from a bad dream one night scared and crying. Her husband comforts her and asks why she’s so upset. She replies, “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Her husband soothingly replies, “That’s okay...
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible.
A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything.
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then leave you." "Excellent," he replied. "I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here's $5, pack...