The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and...
marriage/relationship
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are acting very macho and talking about the control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After.
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just.
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up...
One silly typo can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and didn't realize he was missing an ‘e’ at the end of a.
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner.
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!” “What’s the matter?” I asked....
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the.
After an ugly divorce, a lady took a little vacation to a tropical island. One day, on her stroll through the old historic park, she finds a lamp. She rubs it and a genie appears. The genie says to her, "I will make 3 of your wishes come true, but every wish...