marriage
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far.
An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber.
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. He said that.
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work. His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in. “My hair and makeup.
So I’ve been dating my girlfriend for two years. A few weeks ago she made me very happy by agreeing to marry me. There is one problem though, she has an.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful..