A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts...
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An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber.
Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would.
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. He said that they would have sex on the bell system. He went on to say that one...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work. His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in. “My hair and makeup.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he.
So I’ve been dating my girlfriend for two years. A few weeks ago she made me very happy by agreeing to marry me. There is one problem though, she has an extremely hot sister. I mean every time she is around, I can't take my eyes off...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful..
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband She gave him a sexy little.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him. So the...