To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a big distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls to do something, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort...
marriage
Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands."I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his.
An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to.
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above,...
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor.
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far.
An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." The bar gets completely...
Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would.
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. He said that.
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work. His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in. “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am...