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Saying Grace

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On December 5, 2021
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you...

Etiquette Class

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On November 12, 2021

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher said to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family,.

What Johnny Saw

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On November 10, 2021

While walking home from school one day, little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy.

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First Confession

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On July 30, 2021
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,”...

Fascinate

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On June 3, 2021

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's.

Johnny Didn’t Do It

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On April 18, 2021

The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it definitely is.

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Johnny’s Speech

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On February 27, 2021
When Little Johnny was about to graduate from high school, he was asked to give a speech to his fellow graduating classmates. To avoid getting off track or saying something inappropriate, as he was known for, he had index cards with his speech on them...

Field Trip

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On February 16, 2021

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. At the station, an officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells the children that.

The Ultimate Computer

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On February 4, 2021

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. One day, a guided school tour arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo..

Johnny’s Hands

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On November 11, 2016
A teacher observed Little Johnny entering the classroom with very dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I...
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