New school year started and little Johnny's teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and no class on Monday. The first Friday came and the teacher asked, "Who can tell...
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The President was visiting a grade school the other day and sat in on an English class. To participate in the class, he asked for someone to give him an.
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by.
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."...
A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. "If you.
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then.
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," said his father. "Okay”, the boy said. "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off:.
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the...