little johnny

Generous Johnny

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On July 22, 2024
Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day, Little Johnny asked his dad for another dollar, again for the little old lady at...

Toothbrush sales

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On June 27, 2024

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off,.

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Daddy and Aunt Jane

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On March 8, 2024
Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom intrigued, asks him to continue with the story. The boy goes on, "I went back...

Word of the Day

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On December 11, 2023

Little Johnny's teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his hand in the air immediately. The teacher calls on little Mary..

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Ice Fishing

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On October 26, 2023
After church, little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says, "Young man, there's no fish down there. Go home.” Little Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?" His brother replies, "I don't...

Moses’ Mission

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On October 12, 2023

Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission.

Math Question

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On September 11, 2023

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade math teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his.

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Father’s Occupation

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On August 16, 2023
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the...
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