A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school...
little johnny
A three-year-old little boy was examing his testicles while taking a bath. Mama,he asked, are these my brains? Mama answered, not yet son.
Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!
There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind ur bisness went to the police station and told the officer wat happened the officer...
Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start.
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was...
A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to.
IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.