What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common ? Answer : One is white and harmful to children, and the other is a plastic bag.
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Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what.
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press: Children Books You Won't Eever See... 1...You Are Different and That's Bad 2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
One night there was a loud thunder storm. As a young boy was being tucked into bed by his mother he asked, Mummy will you sleep in with me? Giving him a reassuring hug she said,I cant I have to sleep in Daddys room. After...
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny.Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies? Mother: A raven, dear.Little Johnny: Then.
A MOTHER AND HER FIVE YEAR OLD SON ARE ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM DAYCARE WHEN THE CHILD SEES TWO DOGS IN A FIELD SCREWING. PUZZLED, THE CHILD ASKS THE.
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. ---P. J. O'Rourke
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied..
why did the chiken cross the park? to get to the other slide... from abigail melarangi age 8
Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.