A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took a interest in all the activity going...
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One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears. Thinking they might be hurt, I.
Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began," and you gave $50 to Mary, $50.
three tomatoes were walking, really in a harry. father tomato, mother tomato and son tomato.son tomato could cope with the pace of the parent.after a while father tomato realise son tomato was behind.he got angry, rashed back and smashed him and said ketchap.
As we all know at one point a child of ours will catch us in the act.Well one day our 3 year old son walked in...I saw him standing at.
q:why was tigger looking in the toliet??? a:because he was looking for pooh!!!!!!
Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10). Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need to know, we probably learned in kindergarten. WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?...
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A: A watchdog! Q: Why do male deer need braces? A: Because they have "buck teeth!"
When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie. Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."