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Eating Ice Cream

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On September 28, 2024
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the...

Fat Lady

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On September 24, 2024

Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to check out. In front of them is a really fat woman. Little boy looks her over and turns to his.

Aunt Mildred

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On August 14, 2024
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Mildred....

Gym Class

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On August 2, 2024

Me and my friend were in gym class the other day when we heard the class were playing flag football. We had never played it before, so we asked the.

1st Day at School

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On July 27, 2024
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could...

Favorite Animal

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On July 23, 2024

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents.

Generous Johnny

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On July 22, 2024

Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day,.

Toothbrush sales

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On June 27, 2024
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach...
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