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Grandma’s House

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On December 8, 2024
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you...

Eating Ice Cream

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On September 28, 2024

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you.

Fat Lady

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On September 24, 2024
Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to check out. In front of them is a really fat woman. Little boy looks her over and turns to his daddy and says, "She is really big and fat isn't she daddy?" The father is...

Aunt Mildred

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On August 14, 2024

A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a.

Crowded airliner

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On August 6, 2024
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to...

Gym Class

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On August 2, 2024

Me and my friend were in gym class the other day when we heard the class were playing flag football. We had never played it before, so we asked the.

1st Day at School

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On July 27, 2024

A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to.

Favorite Animal

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On July 23, 2024
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents always told me to tell the truth, so I did, but my teacher sent me...
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