One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed down into a feild. The next day the police came to investigate the accident. They saw the farmer that owned the feild. "Where are all the lawyers?" the police asked him. "I buried them." he replied. "They...
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me.
Jury: A collection of people banded together for the purpose of deciding which side has hired the better lawyer.
How Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.6. Dogs do not...
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice."Once.""Whom did you marry?""Well, a woman."The.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The.
Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm? because a lawyer continues sucking you even when you are dead!
Judge: Are you defending yourself? Defendant: Yes, your Honor. Judge: You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. Defendant: I know, your Honor,.
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says, "I have 4 kids, one more.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for...