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Time for a Divorce

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On March 3, 2024
A traveling salesman is meeting up with his friend who is a lawyer and says, "I think it's time for a divorce." His friend is shocked and replies, "Why do you feel that way?" "Well, I am pretty sure Mary is cheating on me." said...
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Will Reading

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On October 31, 2023
A lawyer meets with the entire family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million," the attorney reads. "To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked...

Arrogant Defendant

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On September 5, 2023

A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What.

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Old Penny Pincher

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On July 1, 2023
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have...

A Very Tough Day

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On April 20, 2023

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he.

Emergency Response

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On April 14, 2023

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged one, "we've cut our emergency response time by.

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Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch. Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the...
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