A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands. They.
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100. She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another.
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education.
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called, Sosumi.