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Feeling of Remorse

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On February 10, 2024
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during the sentencing hearing said to the defendant, "Mrs. Packard, after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse for what...

Legal Advice

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On January 4, 2024

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an.

Will Reading

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On October 31, 2023

A lawyer meets with the entire family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave.

Arrogant Defendant

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On September 5, 2023
A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant:...

Old Penny Pincher

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On July 1, 2023

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t.

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A Very Tough Day

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On April 20, 2023
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at...

Emergency Response

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On April 14, 2023

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged one, "we've cut our emergency response time by.

Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie..

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One Condition

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On February 10, 2023
When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to a beach town. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. "I want it to be nice...
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