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Will Reading

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On October 31, 2023
A lawyer meets with the entire family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million," the attorney reads. "To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked...

Arrogant Defendant

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On September 5, 2023

A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What.

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Old Penny Pincher

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On July 1, 2023
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have...

A Very Tough Day

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On April 20, 2023

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he.

Emergency Response

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On April 14, 2023

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged one, "we've cut our emergency response time by.

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Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch. Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the...

One Condition

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On February 10, 2023

When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to a beach town. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a.

Corrupt Juror

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On January 20, 2023

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by.

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Legal Advice

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On January 11, 2023
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand...
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