A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you can't take it with you.' But who knows? Suppose they're mistaken. I'd like to have...
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Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words,.
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls.
There was a man who bught a cigar. He went to his lawyer to have it insured against fire damage. The insurance company was outraged, so they took him to court, but the man won. So they insured the cigar against fire damage. A few...
Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7..
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You have.
For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn,...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a.
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who.
An attorney ran over to the office of his client. ''I can't believe it!'' said the angered attorney, ''You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we're certain to lose this...