A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady thought she misheard what the parrot said and went to work....
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I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall. He said, "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed I said, "I.
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on.
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."...
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm.
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She said to her husband, "Darling, I'm old and fat. Cheer me up, pay me a compliment." "Well," he replies,.
Store Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Salesclerk: Yes, sir. The customer is always right. Store Manager: That's better. Now what were you arguing with the...
"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?".
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one dusty, dry, Wild West day and proceed to the first saloon, where they tie up their trusty steeds and head in.