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I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall,.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said.
In a 2nd grade classroom, a teacher leads a lesson on the origins of food. It goes like this: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher:.
A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,"I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies,.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady,.
I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall. He said, "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed I said, "I.