Two men were sitting at the bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other, "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on...
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A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are.
A man was walking down the street. All of a sudden he heard a loud voice say “Stop! Stand Still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall.
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly...
After a busy Christmas Day, Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As.
Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime.
A grandma was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie. "I will grant you...
There's a big gala ball on the roof of a fancy hotel. Everyone is having a great time, except for one guy who's really drunk, and is bothering everyone. The.
A blonde called 911 to report a horrible accident. She was hysterical as she said, "robbery, robbery! they have stolen my dashboard, steering wheel, even my stick shift!" The police.
This guy was playing a round of golf on his favorite golf course. On the sixth he hit the ball out of bounds into a wooded area. As he searched for the ball he saw a leprechaun sitting down holding his head, the ball had...