Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light...
engineers
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would.
If you can pick it up, it's a PC. If you can't pick it up but you can push it over, it's a minicomputer. But when you can't pick it.
There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it...
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably.
A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple.