There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests...
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Reaching the end of his job interview, the personal recruiter asked the young engineer fresh out of college, "And, what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In.
Q: What does an accountant do for birth control? A. He talks about his business.
First we state that girls require time and money :- Girls = Time x Money And we know that time is money :- Time = Money Therefore :- Girls = Money x Money Girls = (Money)^2 And because 'money is the root of all evil'...
The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it should be.
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands." 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can talk about money without every having to make.
"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.' 'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got...
Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body. One of the students insisted that the human.
Translator gets 400 words to translate. Client: How long will it take? Translator: About a week. Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6.
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to...