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One day, they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his.
Q: What's the difference between mathematics and economics? A: Mathematics is incomprehensible; economics just doesn't make any sense.
A pair of biologists is studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a.
We've all heard about the "Old Corps" from those "Old Salts." Here's a story I heard a while back, and there's no doubt in my mind that it's true. Back.
What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Engineer: Pi is about 22/7. Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005.
After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident, which has placed the station and its resident.