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Bad Food

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On August 31, 2022
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets...

24 Hours to Live

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On July 12, 2022

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife.

Emergency Visit

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On June 6, 2022

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,.

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Annual Checkup

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On May 27, 2022
A man arrived home from work one day and found his wife alone in the kitchen in a great mood, dancing and singing. "What has you in such a happy mood today?" he asked. "I had my check up today, she explained, "and my doctor...

Lab Mixup

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On May 13, 2022

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent.

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Medical Students

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On April 23, 2022
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just...

Doctor’s Office

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On April 11, 2022

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor's office and approached the desk. The young receptionist asked, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for.

Doing Chores

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On April 7, 2022

A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was complete, he said, “Now,.

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Heart Transplant

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On February 11, 2022
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never...
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