A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”...
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first donor is a young, healthy athlete.
A woman takes her sixteen year old daughter to a doctor. The doctor says, “OK, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “This is my daughter Frances. She keeps.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor had her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 10...
After examining a male patient, a doctor took the man's wife aside. "I must be honest with you," he said in an ominous tone, "I don't like the looks of.
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and night, and I can't get a wink.
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and...
A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and.
A husband and a wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just.
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem...