An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" asked the son. "Don't...
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One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like.
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Jimmy and don't want to close the clinic. I want.
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful..
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife.
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and...
A man arrived home from work one day and found his wife alone in the kitchen in a great mood, dancing and singing. "What has you in such a happy.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent.
Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him: "What's the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?" He replied: "I heard one of the nurses say 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm...