A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells...
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc,.
A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician."I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred.
A woman was very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she went to see her doctor and relayed the problem.The doctor didn't seem worried at all and told her that it was...
An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a.
After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"In.
An elderly man was on the operating table nervous about the surgery about to be performed by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son. When his son came into the room, the patient asked...
A guy underwent a surgery and met with his doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery. Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?" Doctor :.
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth."Eighty dollars", says the dentist."That's a ridiculous amount!" the man says..
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... and a shovel."Paddy asked,...