death
Three blondes died on Easter Sunday and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that in order to enter Heaven each one had to.
A petty thief, a teacher and a traffic warden die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s gates together. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter,.
A bus carrying only ugly people involved in an accident, and everyone on the bus died. When they arrived in Heaven, God decided, because of their grief, to grant them one.
Three guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project when Shane fell off the scaffolding and instantly died. As the ambulance took the body away, Ricky.
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first.