A policeman radio's in to the station. "Hello, is that you Sarge?" "Yes? Go ahead" comes back the answer. "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband.
The phone rings at the FBI office. “Hello?" answers an agent. “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding coke in his firewood.” “We’ll send some men over,.
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with.
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers.
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The.