Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. One carried a penalty of 15 years while the other was a life...
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act.
A policeman radio's in to the station. "Hello, is that you Sarge?" "Yes? Go ahead" comes back the answer. "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband.
The phone rings at the FBI office. “Hello?" answers an agent. “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding coke in his firewood.” “We’ll send some men over, thank you for alerting us.” The next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house....
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a.
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with.
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers up against the wall and relieved them of their wallets, watches, and other valuables. As...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The.
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:...