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Robbery

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On September 13, 2023
A young, poor-looking woman walked into a liquor store with two guns, pointed them at the shopkeeper, and said, "Give me six bottles of scotch whiskey and all the money in the till, and then I want you to take me into your storeroom and...

Counterfeit Money

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On September 10, 2023

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, rural, out-of-the-way town. So he got into his new, fine car,.

Tricky Burglar

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On June 18, 2023

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.

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Counter Fitting

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On June 6, 2023
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing...

Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.

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Corrupt Juror

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On January 20, 2023
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. One carried a penalty of 15 years while the other was a life...
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FBI Tip

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On June 14, 2022
The phone rings at the FBI office. “Hello?" answers an agent. “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding coke in his firewood.” “We’ll send some men over, thank you for alerting us.” The next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house....
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