An eighty-five year old woman brought deviled eggs to a social gathering at church one Sunday afternoon. She was approached by one of the deacons who says to her, "Don't you think it is wrong to bring deviled eggs to a house of worship on...
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A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a local church that was known for its rather “uppity” social reputation. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes, the ushers stopped him.
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. He would wait in the office behind the main church..
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away...
A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever.
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family.
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say...
The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that there are.
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to date. He liked one girl named Anna, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend.