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Deviled Eggs

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On June 21, 2021
An eighty-five year old woman brought deviled eggs to a social gathering at church one Sunday afternoon. She was approached by one of the deacons who says to her, "Don't you think it is wrong to bring deviled eggs to a house of worship on...

Going to Church

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On May 22, 2021

A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a local church that was known for its rather “uppity” social reputation. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes, the ushers stopped him.

Board Meeting

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On March 23, 2021

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. He would wait in the office behind the main church..

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Devil in Church

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On February 26, 2021
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away...

Church Offering

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On December 14, 2020

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever.

Pastor’s Children

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On December 5, 2020

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family.

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Nookie Green

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On November 30, 2020
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say...

Leave My Church

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On September 9, 2020

The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that there are.

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