Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these parts! Why?" Ted smiles politely and asks, "Can you help me push my car to...
cars
Judi had her eye on Jaguar XK140 convertible she spotted at a local dealership. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. After.
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a.
A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing, now I can't get into my car. Do you think they [pointing to a distant convenience...
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for.
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car.
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went to sleep as well. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to...
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up." Paddy pulled in, filled his.
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of the wreckage, the.
A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway. Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly, he pulled over and waited for the officer, his sun glasses still on, and his...