When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a blonde mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As...
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So, I was driving down College Road the other day. As I went past one of the traffic cameras I saw it flash. Now, I knew I wasn't speeding and.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes in.
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed...
A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign of the offending vehicle,.
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a long line began to.
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I don't know," she said. "I never can...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit head-on. One driver, a sweet elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let.
Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these.
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow...