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Head-on Collision

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On May 4, 2025
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit head-on. One driver, a sweet elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!" After gathering as much information as possible, he...

Failed Brakes

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On March 11, 2025

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes in.

Strong Man

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On August 11, 2024

Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these.

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Judi’s New Ride

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On April 27, 2024
Judi had her eye on Jaguar XK140 convertible she spotted at a local dealership. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. After she got her bonus check at work, she decided to finally get it and few...

Remote Batteries

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On December 15, 2023

A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing,.

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Garage Sale

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On November 25, 2023
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me. "Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are you...

Family Car

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On August 7, 2023

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went.

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Sales Trick

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On June 14, 2023
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up." Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number...
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