A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for...
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On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the economy section since she.
A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the...
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the.
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the.
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. Then the blonde's friend...
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she.
In search of a perfect Christmas tree, two blondes ventured with axes deep into the forest. After hours of braving sub-zero temperatures and biting wind, one blonde turned to the.
A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing, now I can't get into my car. Do you think they [pointing to a distant convenience...