There once was a magic Mirror and if you told it a lie you would disappear. So A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde tried it out. The Brunette goes up and says, " I have the best lookin eyes in the world" And POOF....
blonde
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned.
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need...
A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the two table handlers and says, “I want to.
A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer popped out of the machine. She set.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all entered a hunting contest. The winner could win $500. The redhead went out, found some tracks, followed the tracks, and came back with a 250 pound bear. Then the brunette went out, found some tracks, followed the...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service.
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The...