Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second...
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A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: "Long time since I've seen you, man, you look terrible." The pirate says: "I feel fine." The bartender says: "Well,.
An Australian, an Irishman and a Canadian are at a bar. They're staring at another man sitting quietly at the bar. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it.
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the world's.
It was New Year's Eve party at the super popular New York pub that was packed to the limits. As midnight approached, the pub's manager, Marilyn, got up on the bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted...
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne's pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O'Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, 'You're making out we're all dumb and stupid..
It was New Year's Eve party at the super popular New York pub that was packed to the limits. As midnight approached, the pub's manager, Marilyn, got up on the.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill. The bartender takes the $20, then he decides...