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Cheap Beer

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On June 11, 2022
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the...

Free Drinks

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On May 14, 2022

The bartender asks the guy  sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,  please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five  dollars,".

Drinking Buddies

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On March 19, 2022

A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says.

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You Look Familiar

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On March 16, 2022
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you...

Caught Again

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On March 2, 2022

A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So.

Two Deaf Men

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On December 28, 2021

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being outlate the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home,.

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A Dark and Stormy Night

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On December 17, 2021
A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him....

Running Errands

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On September 7, 2021

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all.

Bar Customer

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On July 8, 2021

A completely naked dude walks into a bar and from the door orders two shots of vodka. The female bartender looks at him intently, scanning his body up and down..

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Couples Night Out

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On June 9, 2021
A group of married friends are at a bar with their husbands for dinner and drinks. The couples chat about different topics, but eventually they switch seats so that all the men sit together and talk about sports and cars, while the women complain about...
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