The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars,".
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says.
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So.
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being outlate the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home,.
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all.
A completely naked dude walks into a bar and from the door orders two shots of vodka. The female bartender looks at him intently, scanning his body up and down..
