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Drinking Buddies

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On May 23, 2025
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?” The other one says, “Nah,...

Couples Night Out

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On January 10, 2025

A group of married friends are at a bar with their husbands for dinner and drinks. The couples chat about different topics, but eventually they switch seats so that all.

Two Deaf Men

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On September 20, 2024

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being outlate the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home,.

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Bar Note

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On July 17, 2024
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!"...

Cheap Beer

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On June 11, 2022

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have.

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Free Drinks

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On May 14, 2022
The bartender asks the guy  sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,  please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five  dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't  owe you anything...
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Caught Again

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On March 2, 2022
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to...
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