A completely naked dude walks into a bar and from the door orders two shots of vodka. The female bartender looks at him intently, scanning his body up and down. Finally the dude says, "Hey lady, what are you looking at? Haven't seen a naked...
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A group of married friends are at a bar with their husbands for dinner and drinks. The couples chat about different topics, but eventually they switch seats so that all.
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. After a few, one of them turns to.
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The...
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender exclaimed, "No animals are allowed in here!" "We're.
A Texan, a New Yorker and a New Jersey resident were drinking their favorite beverage in a bar. The Texan drained his glass of tequila, threw the half-full bottle up.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!"...
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being outlate the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home,.
A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed..