Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road...
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met the cat at the gate and said, "Welcome. Is there anything you didn't have on Earth that I can get.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is.
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells...
“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a.
A blind man was out walking with his service dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and.
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender brings his beer, the guy pays him and puts an octopus on the bar. The bartender tells him, "get that thing out of here!" The guy says, "No, wait you don't understand....
A blonde went to "Jim's Seafood Store" and asked the owner what was the best part of the fish.Jim smirked and said, "The best part of the fish is the.
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
A woman was very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she went to see her doctor and relayed the problem.The doctor didn't seem worried at all and told her that it was...