In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or...
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An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss.
A rabbi, a priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual lives.One day, the priest makes a bet with the.
Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.The father...
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to.
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,”.
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador...
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a.
A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better...