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In the Cafe

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On March 9, 2017
A dog, a cat and a chicken walk into a cafe. The dog barks that he wants water. The cat meows that she wants milk. So what did the chicken want? To complain, because chickens squawk!

Santa’s Vacation

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On December 26, 2016

After a busy Christmas Day, Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As.

New Player

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On November 24, 2016

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up.

Blonde and Turkey

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On November 27, 2015
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went."Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but...

A Special Pig

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On September 28, 2014
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?" "Well," said the farmer, "that there pig is very special. One...

Foul Parrot

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On August 29, 2013

So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The.

Blew a Seal

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On May 10, 2009

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong..

Oh My God!!

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On April 4, 2009
There is this man who is an Atheist. He is walking through a forest admiring it's beauty. He notices the trees, flowers, and everything surrounding him. All of the sudden, a huge bear jumps out from behind one of the bushes. He begins to chase the man and gains...
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