Smoooth

A little girl is very bored in her house when she looked out her
window. To her surprise there were a bunch of little boys out
there.

She said “Oh mommy! Can I go see if those boys will let me play?
I’m so bored! I’ll be back for supper! I promise!”

Her mother looked out the window and said “No, boys, they’re
just too rough! I think you should stay inside with me for a
awhile … want to help with dinner?”

“No,” she said. She looked out the window for about ten minutes
then in a quiet voice asked her mother “If I can find a nice
smoooooooth one, can I play with him???”