Open A Gold Course

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says, “I have 4 kids, one more and they’ll make a basketball team.”The Englishman says, “Huh! That’s nothing I have 10 boys; one more and I’ll be the world-champion soccer-team’s coach.”The American starts laughing. He says, “I’ve had 17 wives and no kids! But one more wife and I’ll open a golf course!”