Off the Toilet wall

Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men.- Women’s toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breastplate open.- Women’s toilet, Champaign, Illinois.Beauty is only a light switch away.- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. – Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts.God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? – The Irish Times, Washington DC.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.- Baton Rouge, Louisiana.At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.- Tucson, Arizona.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. – Men’s toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.A Women’s Rule of Thumb – if it has tyres or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. – Women’s toilet, Dallas, Texas.Jesus Saves, but wouldn’t it be better if he had invested?- Men’s toilet, American University, Washington DC.Express Lane: Five beers or less.- Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona.You’re too good for him.- Sign over mirror in women’s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.No wonder you always go home alone.- Sign over mirror in men’s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. – Armand’s Pizza, Washington DC.To do is to be – Descartes To be is to do – Sartre Do be do be do – Frank Sinatra – Men’s toilets, Scottsdale, Arizona.It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. – Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.Make love, not war – hell, do both, get married!- Women’s toilet, Bozeman, Montana.If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.- Revolution Books, New York.