Odd Thoughts
By – The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood
alcohol content.
– Home is where you can say anything you want cause nobody
listens to you.
– Sex is hereditary; chances are if your parents didn’t have it
you won’t either.
– If women can have PMS then why can’t men have ESPN?
– There is two sides to every divorce, yours and shithead’s.
– Everyday I beat my own previous record for numbers of
consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
– Isn’t it funny how the mood can change so quickly by just one
busted condom?!
– Midlife is when your realize you are so old you have to pay
some one to look at you naked.
– Middleage is when you choose your cerael for the fiber and not
the toy.
– Marriage changes passion…suddenly you’re in bed with a
relative.