Not Drunk
By A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife called and asked if he was drunk. The man replied, “Of course not!”
Suspicious that he was drunk, she asked, “Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you.”
The drunk replied confidently, “I am at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK!”
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